“you mean that god watches married people have sex?”
“god watches over everything”
“so we’re like porn for god? He watches us and he probably masturbates.”omg HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
omg this was great omg.
Ahahahahahahahaha. Oh but she’s so sweet.
Rofl omc, I laugh.
I am going to make it a goal in life to fuck this chick. Better than she’s ever had it. With my hand. Then we will see if she is against masturbating…or lesbians. I can see her and I making a wonderful family together. We’ll adopt some asian kids.
“That’s so sad, you don’t know the darkness you live in.”
(via theworthlesskoala)
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this is for marc, who’s probably taking...dump and looking at my blog.
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“Well sometimes I wait a week so when i do it again it feels better”
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OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“I recycle and I masturbate!” hahaha
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I have a really hard time believing that this isn’t a troll. But I’m a Christian and I could name lists of people who...
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haha this guy^ It’s a TV show. They’re actors. She is fantastic in this. Liz Holtan on Louie.
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What. WHAT. WHAAAAAT?
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omfg Louis C.K. Also, she sounds like she’s either on some dank ass weed or she’s trolling.
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