rawrimashadowcreeper:

ichaaarles:

kimmismiles:

psyduk:

rainbow-stalin:

nhipplez:

“you mean that god watches married people have sex?”
“god watches over everything”
“so we’re like porn for god? He watches us and he probably masturbates.”

omg HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

omg this was great omg.

Ahahahahahahahaha. Oh but she’s so sweet.

Rofl omc, I laugh.

I am going to make it a goal in life to fuck this chick. Better than she’s ever had it. With my hand. Then we will see if she is against masturbating…or lesbians. I can see her and I making a wonderful family together. We’ll adopt some asian kids.

“That’s so sad, you don’t know the darkness you live in.” 

(via theworthlesskoala)